A Living Will

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Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never
want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a
bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.'       .
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.